The Mack Daddy of Thumb Drives
Satiate Your Portable Storage Hunger with this month's Grand Prize . Trust us when we say the T.One is the mack-daddy of USB thumb drives. You get 8 gigs of storage and high-speed USB 2.0 transfer speeds in a sleek case less than 2 inches square. How do you cram a boatload of storage into such a small package? Amazingly, each T.One Microdrive has an eensy weensy 8GB hard drive inside. Buy one and dominate over your co-workers in the office thumb drive smackdown.
You may never leave the Loo
You’ll never miss a song even in the bathroom with Atech’s “iLounge hybrid toilet paper dispenser/iPod dock”. The iLounge supports all iPod models that have a dock connector and has an integrated USB slot for the Shuffle. Speakers are hidden in the dispensers arms with navigation buttons located conveniently on top for easy access.
Yes! It's the all-out nuclear war USB hub!
Had enough of being beaten into the submission by other USB Missile Launcher-wielding workmates? Just had a bad day with the boss? Then it's time to fall back on the ultimate sanction: the USB nuclear armageddon button. One push and... boom.
The unit - which conveniently doubles up as a four-port USB hub during peacetime - is equipped with a launch key, suitably military-looking toggle switches and, of course, the big red button, tucked under a protective flap to avoid an accidental apocalypse.
Should the balloon go up, however, and the button is pushed, the unit beeps out your four-minute warning to reach suitable shelter before... the end.
Blast Off with Hydrogen
Welcome to the world of Alternative Energy. Hydrogen may be a fuel which will save our power-hungry future, but we know what it's really good for: blowing stuff up. The Hydrogen Fuel Rocket uses hydrogen to launch a rocket up to 200 feet in the air (hence, it's name!) Even better, this rocket is very easy to set up and use. There is no gluing and with only minimal assembly, you'll have the rocket launcher assembled in about one minute. Mix the Propellant Crystals (Citric Acid) with water, and you have your rocket fuel. Time to find a good launch site!
The ignition button is a big red handheld button, and there aren't words to describe how satisfying it is to press it and watch your rocket disappear into the sky. Don't worry, each rocket set has enough fuel for many, many flights - one packet of crystals makes one bottle of fuel, which can be used multiple times. To make the deal even sweeter, there's a coupon inside for 2 free rockets (you just pay a few bucks for shipping). Think of it: you can now launch stuff into the sky and know you are saving the environment from normal rocket fuel pollution. It's a green way to blow things up!
Ghost Radar detects Casper
Do you stay alone and hear things that go bump in the night in your apartment? Perhaps purchasing this Ghost Radar will do wonders for your peace of mind. Connected via USB, this device is supposed to detect ghosts, spirits, and other abominable entities. It uses complex algorithms that the layman cannot understand in order to detect any paranormal activity within the vicinity. It draws its conclusions after analyzing data, factoring in your skin's biometric feedback, as well as making lunar-cycle adjustments. Its main method of detection is processing the information whenever there are unusual magnetic waves in the room. The louder the volume and intensity of the beeps on the Ghost Radar, the closer it is!
Allows you to tolerate those deadlines.
The USB Beer Cooler is the only way to keep your beer nice and cold while you’re at your computer. And it looks cool on any desktop! With your USB Cooler firmly attached to your USB port, you can slowly but surely induce enough bugs in your software to bring down your entire application. The best thing....you won't mind a bit!
It's Time For Patterns Telling Time
Patterns can be found everywhere in life. In our DNA, in cloud formations, during a chess game, in your code, in your deviant behaviors, and even in your bottle of Bawls. Patterns give us clues. Clues give us information. Information makes the world a happier place (not necessarily a safer happier place though). In the case of the Tix clock, the patterns can give you the time.
Millions of patterns are possible with the futuristic-looking Tix clock, yet the clock is extremely simple to read once you grasp the basic concept. The four seperate fields act like the four digits of a digital clock. The value of each digit is simply the number of illuminated squares in each field. So any given time of the day may have thousands of different ways of displaying the time. The clocks in the image are displaying the time 12:34. It's that easy! Of course your friends are just going to take a look at your Tix clock and think it's just modern LED art. Dullards...
Happy, happy, joy, joy
Our Microbrew glass will hold 12 ounces of fermented yeast and malted barley. Ironically, beer is not included in our include beer glass. Oh well
Climbatron Scoffs at Gravity
With retractable suction cup feet, the Climb@tron defies gravity as it walks vertically up windows, white boards and other smooth clean surfaces. Climb@tron rhythmically clicks and whirrs as it moves with space-walking suction cup traction... it can even walk upside down!
Never gets wet!
We recommend that next to your cup of morning chai, you keep a glass filled with water, a spoon, and some space sand. Why? Because, you want to be more popular and space sand can help. Here's how. Simply place your glass of space send on your desk. Voila!
The properties of Space Sand are very similar to the sand that covers the surface of Mars. This unbelievable sand will simply not get wet in water! How does it work? Space sand is ordinary sand that has been exposed to the vapors of a silcon compound called trimethylhroxysilane. The surface of the sand changes during this process and becomes unbondable chemically with yours truly, H2O. Simply pour space sand in a clear glass or bowl of water. The sand will maintain its shape under water, yet can be "molded" by hand. Remove space sand with a spoon, and you will immediately notice that the sand is completely dry, as if it never touched the water. Magic? No! Science? Ta dah!
Cube Warfare Using Cube Ammo!
Despite many requests from our customers to carry rubber band guns here at ThinkGeek in the past, we've simply never found an RBG product line that worked well enough to warrant toying with. That has changed. The Firewheel is the first RBG we've studied to fix the problems plagued by other RBGs on the market. We think you'll agree. Load up to ten rubber bands at once, and then accurately shoot them off one by one, all at once, or in small bursts. Whatever the moment dictates. Lifetime warranty and some of the cheapest ammo on the planet assures you'll always be able to respond to those lame ambushes from the lemmings in sales...
It is just you and Davy Jones
You are in your cubicle working away, aiming toward that deadline, but we know the truth... You wish you were really a pirate out on the open seas where Ghosts, demons, zombies, and sea monsters threaten ships sailing these dark waters. The supernatural becomes the super-fun as the Cursed join the hunt for gold and glory, and nothing less than the souls of good pirates everywhere are at stake! Pirates of Davy Jones Curse Special Edition Box
All in a day's work for a superhero, right?
The evil commander Borf has kidnapped Ace's girlfriend, the beautiful Kimberley, and is plotting to enslave the Earth using his dreaded "Infanto Ray", a weapon that changes everyone it blasts into a helpless baby. Armed with only a laser gun, Ace must find and destroy the Infanto Ray, rescue Kimberley and save the Earth.
A Speck of Genius
Einstein was more than just a little smart, he was a genius. No one doubts that. Why, people still talk about a little thing he came up with called Relativity: The Special and General Theory. But Einstein wasn't always thinking of monumental things. Sometimes he had tiny thoughts and wrote insignificant theories (like his Theory of Belly Button Lint). This little Einstein figurine is a tribute to all of Einstein's lesser known ideas - to all the ideas that exist only to make one smile.
Little Einstein does just that: place him on your desk, computer, water cooler, etc., and no one will be able to resist a smile. He's just so darn cute. And since he's small enough to fit in your pocket, you can take him with you anywhere. Then, if someone asks you if there is a genius in your pocket, or if you are just…you can interrupt them and say, "Yes, there IS a genius in my pocket!" With Little Einstein, you can rewrite the famed equation to read: Einstein = Mini X Cute²
Dimensions: Little Einstein stands approximately 2.75" tall.
