August 2006 - Posts

• Community-Credit Geek Humor for the week of August 28th, 2006

  Here are the latest Geek Humor Discussion Board entries for the week of August 28th, 2006. The Community-Credit humor discussion board may not have the largest collection of Geek humor in the world, but we do have the largest collection of Funny Geek Humor in the world. Guarantee: If you do not ROFLOL after viewing these, you are entitled to a full refund. Neo Avoids Lumbergh Funny mash of the Matrix with Office Space Robot Chicken - Mortal Kombat Style  Firefox - Weeeee!!! iBox A spoof on Apple products, introducing the new Apple gaming console Robot Chicken: Office problems solved the Street Fighter way Warning, a some adult language used in this video Mac vs PC Spoof Why doesn't Mac have any viruses?  Simple....nobody cares. Warning: Slight use of profanity Old School Video Games animated with food Check it out David Spade: Technology Rant This is so true!  I have always thought about this in movies. Warning: Some adult concepts and language.   Do not watch if you are easily offended The copy machine knows This one is pretty funny check it out Chat Room Dork Talks Dirty You never know who you are talking to in a chat room. That hot 18 year old blonde could be a fat bald middle aged man. It could be anyone... Check it out  BitTorrent - You Can Click, But You Can't Hide A rib / parody movie of the MPAA's billboard campaign (similarly) entitled "You Can Click, But You Can't Hide!". Was screened at the Swansea Bay Film Festival in June 2006. A boy in Hong Kong downloads a movie from BitTorrent. The BitTorrent police come crashing through the door and seize the culprit! You figure out the rest :). At the same time, whilst you click, the "Anti-BT Demon" is watching you. Therefore you cannot hide..muhahaha!   Share this post: Email it! | bookmark it! | digg it! | reddit! Posted Aug 31 2006, 02:04 PM by DavidSilverlight with 16 comment(s) Filed under: Humor

• Community-Credit Geek Humor for the week of August 21st, 2006

  Here are the latest Geek Humor Discussion Board entries for the week of August 21st, 2006. The Community-Credit humor discussion board may not have the largest collection of Geek humor in the world, but we do have the largest collection of Funny Geek Humor in the world. Guarantee: If you do not ROFLOL after viewing these, you are entitled to a full refund. Robot Chicken: Darth Vader Calls the Emperor Fallout from the destruction of the Death Star. And doesn’t the Emperor sound suspiciously like Glen Quagmire? NOTE: This one had me laughing out loud for over a minute.  It is hilarious!  How could you not like a video in which the Emperor makes Darth Vader Cry? Check it out President Bush and MySpace Really funny! One day he is promoting the "Internets" and the next day he is on MySpace.  Will MySpace help his popularity rise? Office Star Wars Parody of Star Wars and Office Space.  Very funny! Daily Show Jon Stewart on Net Neutrality Jon Stewart from the Daily Show discusses Ted Stevens views of the internet French Robot vs American Robot <P>Robot fight!!!!!</P> President Bush is a Jedi A Jedi is a fitting role for "The Decider" after all Does this happen in your office? That's what I call being to stuck to your loved once.   Check it out Software Crash On German version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" This is a clip from the German version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. The software malfunctions and starts blinking the correct answer to the question. Check it out All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us I love the original  "All Your Base are Belong to Us" video and I just saw the movie and thought it was great.  No surprise that I like this video. Warning: There is some profanity in this video, so don't watch if you are easily offended.  William Shatner - Rocketman The great Will Shatner, spokesperson for Priceline, T.J Hooker and some sci fi series a while back interprets rocket man Apple Bloopers Some of Steve Jobs' more humbling keynote moments.  Yoda Rapping Saturday Night Live - You have to learn computers Funny parody about Rapheal Alonzos ITF Technical Computer Institute. Cameo by Paris Hilton. Check it out Will Ferrell IPod Commercial You gotta love Will Ferrel. Check it out AOL Cancelation, How difficult is it? If you thought it was difficult to cancel your AOL account, watch this! Check it out PS3 vs Nintendo WII A funny parody of the Mac vs PC commercials Check it out Tony Hawk Star Wars Kid Okay, I am not sure if this is real or fake, but you will like it either way. Check it out Nintendo SixtyFoooouuuurrrrr. Oh My Gooddddd!!! This reminds me of how I acted with ASP.NET 2.0 came out. Check it out   Share this post: Email it! | bookmark it! | digg it! | reddit! Posted Aug 21 2006, 02:50 PM by DavidSilverlight with 1 comment(s)

• Community-Credit Geek Humor for the week of August 15th, 2006

  Here are the latest Geek Humor Discussion Board entries for the week of August 15th, 2006.  The Community-Credit humor discussion board may not have the largest collection of Geek humor in the world, but we do have the largest collection of Funny Geek Humor in the world. Guarantee: If you do not ROFLOL after viewing these, you are entitled to a full refund. Summoner Geeks This one had me laughing hard.  "Where are my cheetos!!!!" Halo Meets Donkey Kong (Robot Chicken) What happens when Halo meets Donkey Kong?   This is a hilarious clip on AdultSwim Check it out Futurama: Global Warming, None Like it Hot The cause of and the solution to global warming explained by Futurama in this short film. In the style of filmstrips created for classroom presentation.   Terry Tate Sensitivity Training Felcher & Sons suffers through sensitivity training from a new HR consultant. Has Terry met his match?   The Mac Gamer Why we should all stop "PCin" and grab a mac for the newest up to date titles like Half-Life 2, Fear and Medal of Honor 1-16.  Are you a mac gamer?  If so.... how are you watching this video?  Futurama: Raiders of the Lost Arcade Professor Farnsworth's What If Machine shows everyone what life would be like it were more like a video game Check it out   Chad Vader: Day Shift Manager PART II Together we will dessimate the competition and conquer the food retailing industry!!!! Check it out Google Content Blocker Why see anything but ads? Without Google Content Blocker Notice the annoying content? With Google Content Blocker The content is gone, and only the ads remain. Check it out   Mystery Science Theatre 3000 on IBM, Mac and Amiga The MST3K guys show us all about IBM, Mac and Amiga. Check it out   Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer VW Commercial Parody - "da da da" This one is a bit dates, but still very funny. Funny IPod Commercial Parody Jake and Molly McCook star in this wacky parody of the hit commercial. Check it out  Matrix Ping Pong Ping Pong match with Matrix-like effects. Check it out         Technorati Profile Share this post: Email it! | bookmark it! | digg it! | reddit! Posted Aug 15 2006, 03:45 PM by DavidSilverlight with 5 comment(s) Filed under: Humor

• Community-Credit Geek Humor for August 8th, 2006

  Hello All,      Welcome to the first posting of my new blog, "This week in Community-Credit Geek Humor". Since this is the very first one, I am including bits way before this week and some of the funniest geek bits that I have ever seen can be found here.  Consider the extra bits a bonus and an effective way to avoid working for hours.  Every Week, I will be adding new stuff to the Geek Humor section of the Community-Credit discussion board.  I have a rule.... I only add it if it makes me ROFLOL.  If it makes me laugh, you will probably laugh too (or cringe). Videos Developers...Developers....Developers... How can you not love this classic Steve Ballmer Clip? CEO of Microsoft, Steve Balmer, stirs up the troops. Looked to me like he was about to drop. I am happy he survived, though. Saying Yes, the worst job ever? This video puts the most obnoxious and hated person into the right perspective. Mac equals Suck This is a classic spoof on apple ads from a guy who LOVES macs. Microsoft LiveMeeting commercial An oldie, but goody demonstrates the an understated benefit of using Live meeting and just working from home.  It really zings you from out of nowhere Email Santa Instead I never gave you anything for Christmas. Here is a video that will ruin your vision of Santa and encourage you to email instead of writing him. This may also explain, in an all too disturbing way, why I never got a reply from that letter that I wrote to Santa when I was 6. Cartoons Those hidden windows settings I'm sorry sir, the error seems to be occuring 12 inches away from the monitor. Make money and, oh yeah, make money Videos Keep your parents off the net. Hilarious!!!! From the guys over at Dead Troll. I am still laughing as I type this description. A bit of Mouse humor. Mice using mice. What is this world coming to? Stupid Secretary? I am not sure, I would say "Stupid". I guess that old habits die hard Microsoft Shared your pain Let's face it, computer users get annoyed when faced with a recurring Windows bug. Now, Microsoft is sharing your pain by allowing you to torture bug-prone engineers How to lose your job! What could be worse than getting so drunk at the office party that you insult your boss and get your sorry ass fired? Having the whole incident displayed on the Iinternet - that's what! Having a bad day at work? What could be worse than getting so drunk at the office party that you insult your boss and get your sorry ass fired? Having the whole incident displayed on the Internet- that's what! The System Administrator Song Love this one from DeadTroll. Pretty catchy... You fill will yourself singing along..."He might be there an hour, might be there all day, but sometimes, he just presses caps lock and walks away" Behind the scenes at Microsoft See what really goes on behind the scenes of the development of the next version of windows. You have heard about the little man in the box, right? Welcome to the internet help desk This one is an absolute classic!!!! I have seen it a million times and can still watch it. "Ok, sir, did you boot it up? No sir, do not kick it! Is it started yet?" The Office: The Halloween party This episode takes place on the day of the Office Halloween Party. Well, the boss has to fire somebody based on orders from the higher ups. He is having a really difficult time in deciding who to pick. He can not make the decision because he abhors being the bad guy and is trying to get others to make the decision for him. He asked a few others who to recommend, but nobody wants to be the person to decide which of their colleagues gets fired. That is the boss's job, after all. Dwight, on the other hand, is all too happy to name just about anybdoy in the office, except himself. The exchange between Dwight and the Boss is hilarious, especially when you factor in the costumes. The Office: Email Surveillance This episode involves Michael (the boss) getting caught doing email surveillance on the office. This is the funniest justification for Big Brother ever!!!! The Office: Prank on Dwight "Where is my desk?" Okay, calm down... Where is the last place you left it?" I am not sure what is funnier, the prank, or the fact that he actually starts working at his desk afterwards. Cartoons Windows 2010 Guidance Software Help Dad with Ctrl Alt Del Videos Computer Software Scares little kid. I feel guilty every time I laugh out loud uncontrollably watching this video. I must have seen it over 20 times and have the same reaction every time. Powerloafing w/ CubicleCarl: WorkPlace Injury Carl's pain and suffering due to a hazardous employee cup of coffee leads to a showdown between upper management and Carl's personal injury attorney.? System Is Down!!! Okay, I must have seen this one about 200 times, shown it at meetings, it is even the error message form for XMLPitstop.com. It is absolutely hilarious. Shards of Death 5 They don't just let any monster in video games. See how a job interview for a position in a video game goes horribly wrong for one little creature. Pink 5 Strikes Back The "totally awesome" saga of Stacey, the Pink Five fighter pilot continues as she treks to Dagobah, where Master Yoda trains her to be a Jedi. Kinda. Clean Computer Don't you love help around the house? Cartoons Seems to make sense Okay Captain, Let's try.. How did I get here? Send Baby an email? Videos Nick Burns - Your Company's Computer Guy He'll fix your computer, then he's gonna make fun of you. Cause he's.. Nick Burns... Your company's computer guy. LOL;) Posting and You Hey Newbie! You want to post on a forum? This video is for you. Microsoft's IPod What if Microsoft redesigned the iPod packaging? Microsoft Internz Music Video Five Microsoft interns decided to "celebrate" the end of their time at the software giant by making a wonderfully dorky music video Throw Computer We have all wanted to do this every now and again. On eBay? A video to accompany to accompany a song from possibly the best songwriters in the history of music. Steve Ballmer in the Matrix If you were a gazillionaire, you, too, could enter the Matrix. Ballmer had an alternate universe created just for him and showed footage at a Microsoft company meeting Cartoons Understanding Technology Fired Via Email Didn't you get my email? The Mac Toilet? Trial period is over...at a pretty inconvenient time Videos Terry Tate Draft Day A little healthy competition in workplace never hurt nobody. "THE RESTROOMS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT PUNK!!!! Help Computer An interesting parody on G.I. Joe using the original cartoon with new dialogue. Be sure to google for the rest of them. They are funny. Warwick and Seltz Have you lost your rights to order subs at the office been taken away? Warwick and Seltz can help. Coffee Holder This one never gets old. Workaholic Geek This happens to me all of the time. Nerd Computer Geeks of DOOM! Parents - Ever wonder what your child acts like in front of his computer while playing his favorite game? Well......now you do. lol rofl Cartoons Step away from the hard drive The Office Assistant will help you to the very end. The worst shipping error in history Okay, this cartoon does not really qualify  as "computer humor", but was created by one of my colleagues, Joshua Newman. If you haven't picked up on the mean spirited humor in this cartoon, just ask yourself this question? When I get a gift that is wrapped and boxed up, what is the first thing I do to try to figure out what is in it? The answer..... Shake it really hard. ROFLOL Videos Powerloafing: Carlz Evaluation Carl is due for his yearly performance evaluation. Considering that Carl never does any actual work, there's not much to be evaluated. PSA: InterOffice Dating Watch this Public Service Announcement about Office Relationships. Performed by two characters from the Office Dell QVC Porn Prank Randy from Dover Delaware really loves his new Dell. He gives such a glowing recommendation that I'm thinking about getting one. It even comes with a 30 day money back guarantee and a McGuire rookie card. Real Game When the computer games come to life ... IE7 Commercial It seems almsot like a clever short film rather than a commercial 64K: "1337" They're neat, sweet, and totally leet! Geek out with 64K as they drop dope beats and fat rhymes to school you in video game history. Cartoons If Davinci had Photoshop Checking Password eDate I Love My Computer Videos Anti-Gravity Laptop This one is way cool. So, it does not qctually fall into the humor category, but it is worth seeing for sure. Heck, it may even be the future for those that drop their laptops Robotic Cat A Robot and a Cat Future Computer We dont really know where this came from, but it looks like the computers from Minority Repor The Greatest Asset Okay, this one is more interesting than funny. It is actually some form of commercial, but I have watched it about 7 times and emailed it to a bunch of friends. Here is the premise "View the story of a top executive who focuses on processes and efficiency but forgets his people. Key employees quit. Customers look elsewhere. The business suffers. But the executive learns how well-chosen new technology can help motivate people and accelerate the business by connecting people to information on customers, inventory, shipping, and to each other. The lesson: Empower your people with the right tools and there's no limit to what they can achieve. " Videos Bud Light RoboBash Two competitors duke it out on RoboBash Dragon Ball Office Space - Part 1 You gotta love this Parody of Office Space performed by the cast of DragonBall Dragon Ball Office Space - Part 2 If you loved Part 1, you will like this one even more Dragon Ball Office Space - Part 3 Part 3 of the DragonBall OfficeSpace series Spacestronauts - Our Big SUV Okay, not everybody things they are funny. I think that they are hilarious. Fire all weapons!!!! (it's the only command I know) Spacestronauts - Fight the Hole Why don't we celebrate with a little M-U-T-I-N-Y CodeMonkey This is a song, but a really funny song! The lyrics really describe my life very accurately. The MySpace Song MySpace makes me happy. It makes me happy, It makes me happy! Aahhhh! Another song I won't be able to get out of my head all day. Share this post: Email it! | bookmark it! | digg it! | reddit! Posted Aug 08 2006, 03:35 PM by DavidSilverlight with 2 comment(s)

• Community-Credit Geek Humor for August 8th, 2006

  Hello All,      Welcome to the first posting of my new blog, "This week in Community-Credit Geek Humor". Since this is the very first one, I am including bits way before this week and some of the funniest geek bits that I have ever seen can be found here.  Consider the extra bits a bonus and an effective way to avoid working for hours.  Every Week, I will be adding new stuff to the Geek Humor section of the Community-Credit discussion board.  I have a rule.... I only add it if it makes me ROFLOL.  If it makes me laugh, you will probably laugh too (or cringe). Videos Developers...Developers....Developers... How can you not love this classic Steve Ballmer Clip? CEO of Microsoft, Steve Balmer, stirs up the troops. Looked to me like he was about to drop. I am happy he survived, though. Saying Yes, the worst job ever? This video puts the most obnoxious and hated person into the right perspective. Mac equals Suck This is a classic spoof on apple ads from a guy who LOVES macs. Microsoft LiveMeeting commercial An oldie, but goody demonstrates the an understated benefit of using Live meeting and just working from home.  It really zings you from out of nowhere Email Santa Instead I never gave you anything for Christmas. Here is a video that will ruin your vision of Santa and encourage you to email instead of writing him. This may also explain, in an all too disturbing way, why I never got a reply from that letter that I wrote to Santa when I was 6. Cartoons Those hidden windows settings I'm sorry sir, the error seems to be occuring 12 inches away from the monitor. Make money and, oh yeah, make money Videos Keep your parents off the net. Hilarious!!!! From the guys over at Dead Troll. I am still laughing as I type this description. A bit of Mouse humor. Mice using mice. What is this world coming to? Stupid Secretary? I am not sure, I would say "Stupid". I guess that old habits die hard Microsoft Shared your pain Let's face it, computer users get annoyed when faced with a recurring Windows bug. Now, Microsoft is sharing your pain by allowing you to torture bug-prone engineers How to lose your job! What could be worse than getting so drunk at the office party that you insult your boss and get your sorry ass fired? Having the whole incident displayed on the Iinternet - that's what! Having a bad day at work? What could be worse than getting so drunk at the office party that you insult your boss and get your sorry ass fired? Having the whole incident displayed on the Internet- that's what! The System Administrator Song Love this one from DeadTroll. Pretty catchy... You fill will yourself singing along..."He might be there an hour, might be there all day, but sometimes, he just presses caps lock and walks away" Behind the scenes at Microsoft See what really goes on behind the scenes of the development of the next version of windows. You have heard about the little man in the box, right? Welcome to the internet help desk This one is an absolute classic!!!! I have seen it a million times and can still watch it. "Ok, sir, did you boot it up? No sir, do not kick it! Is it started yet?" The Office: The Halloween party This episode takes place on the day of the Office Halloween Party. Well, the boss has to fire somebody based on orders from the higher ups. He is having a really difficult time in deciding who to pick. He can not make the decision because he abhors being the bad guy and is trying to get others to make the decision for him. He asked a few others who to recommend, but nobody wants to be the person to decide which of their colleagues gets fired. That is the boss's job, after all. Dwight, on the other hand, is all too happy to name just about anybdoy in the office, except himself. The exchange between Dwight and the Boss is hilarious, especially when you factor in the costumes. The Office: Email Surveillance This episode involves Michael (the boss) getting caught doing email surveillance on the office. This is the funniest justification for Big Brother ever!!!! The Office: Prank on Dwight "Where is my desk?" Okay, calm down... Where is the last place you left it?" I am not sure what is funnier, the prank, or the fact that he actually starts working at his desk afterwards. Cartoons Windows 2010 Guidance Software Help Dad with Ctrl Alt Del Videos Computer Software Scares little kid. I feel guilty every time I laugh out loud uncontrollably watching this video. I must have seen it over 20 times and have the same reaction every time. Powerloafing w/ CubicleCarl: WorkPlace Injury Carl's pain and suffering due to a hazardous employee cup of coffee leads to a showdown between upper management and Carl's personal injury attorney.? System Is Down!!! Okay, I must have seen this one about 200 times, shown it at meetings, it is even the error message form for XMLPitstop.com. It is absolutely hilarious. Shards of Death 5 They don't just let any monster in video games. See how a job interview for a position in a video game goes horribly wrong for one little creature. Pink 5 Strikes Back The "totally awesome" saga of Stacey, the Pink Five fighter pilot continues as she treks to Dagobah, where Master Yoda trains her to be a Jedi. Kinda. Clean Computer Don't you love help around the house? Cartoons Seems to make sense Okay Captain, Let's try.. How did I get here? Send Baby an email? Videos Nick Burns - Your Company's Computer Guy He'll fix your computer, then he's gonna make fun of you. Cause he's.. Nick Burns... Your company's computer guy. LOL;) Posting and You Hey Newbie! You want to post on a forum? This video is for you. Microsoft's IPod What if Microsoft redesigned the iPod packaging? Microsoft Internz Music Video Five Microsoft interns decided to "celebrate" the end of their time at the software giant by making a wonderfully dorky music video Throw Computer We have all wanted to do this every now and again. On eBay? A video to accompany to accompany a song from possibly the best songwriters in the history of music. Steve Ballmer in the Matrix If you were a gazillionaire, you, too, could enter the Matrix. Ballmer had an alternate universe created just for him and showed footage at a Microsoft company meeting Cartoons Understanding Technology Fired Via Email Didn't you get my email? The Mac Toilet? Trial period is over...at a pretty inconvenient time Videos Terry Tate Draft Day A little healthy competition in workplace never hurt nobody. "THE RESTROOMS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT PUNK!!!! Help Computer An interesting parody on G.I. Joe using the original cartoon with new dialogue. Be sure to google for the rest of them. They are funny. Warwick and Seltz Have you lost your rights to order subs at the office been taken away? Warwick and Seltz can help. Coffee Holder This one never gets old. Workaholic Geek This happens to me all of the time. Nerd Computer Geeks of DOOM! Parents - Ever wonder what your child acts like in front of his computer while playing his favorite game? Well......now you do. lol rofl Cartoons Step away from the hard drive The Office Assistant will help you to the very end. The worst shipping error in history Okay, this cartoon does not really qualify  as "computer humor", but was created by one of my colleagues, Joshua Newman. If you haven't picked up on the mean spirited humor in this cartoon, just ask yourself this question? When I get a gift that is wrapped and boxed up, what is the first thing I do to try to figure out what is in it? The answer..... Shake it really hard. ROFLOL Videos Powerloafing: Carlz Evaluation Carl is due for his yearly performance evaluation. Considering that Carl never does any actual work, there's not much to be evaluated. PSA: InterOffice Dating Watch this Public Service Announcement about Office Relationships. Performed by two characters from the Office Dell QVC Porn Prank Randy from Dover Delaware really loves his new Dell. He gives such a glowing recommendation that I'm thinking about getting one. It even comes with a 30 day money back guarantee and a McGuire rookie card. Real Game When the computer games come to life ... IE7 Commercial It seems almsot like a clever short film rather than a commercial 64K: "1337" They're neat, sweet, and totally leet! Geek out with 64K as they drop dope beats and fat rhymes to school you in video game history. Cartoons If Davinci had Photoshop Checking Password eDate I Love My Computer Videos Anti-Gravity Laptop This one is way cool. So, it does not qctually fall into the humor category, but it is worth seeing for sure. Heck, it may even be the future for those that drop their laptops Robotic Cat A Robot and a Cat Future Computer We dont really know where this came from, but it looks like the computers from Minority Repor The Greatest Asset Okay, this one is more interesting than funny. It is actually some form of commercial, but I have watched it about 7 times and emailed it to a bunch of friends. Here is the premise "View the story of a top executive who focuses on processes and efficiency but forgets his people. Key employees quit. Customers look elsewhere. The business suffers. But the executive learns how well-chosen new technology can help motivate people and accelerate the business by connecting people to information on customers, inventory, shipping, and to each other. The lesson: Empower your people with the right tools and there's no limit to what they can achieve. " Videos Bud Light RoboBash Two competitors duke it out on RoboBash Dragon Ball Office Space - Part 1 You gotta love this Parody of Office Space performed by the cast of DragonBall Dragon Ball Office Space - Part 2 If you loved Part 1, you will like this one even more Dragon Ball Office Space - Part 3 Part 3 of the DragonBall OfficeSpace series Spacestronauts - Our Big SUV Okay, not everybody things they are funny. I think that they are hilarious. Fire all weapons!!!! (it's the only command I know) Spacestronauts - Fight the Hole Why don't we celebrate with a little M-U-T-I-N-Y CodeMonkey This is a song, but a really funny song! The lyrics really describe my life very accurately. The MySpace Song MySpace makes me happy. It makes me happy, It makes me happy! Aahhhh! Another song I won't be able to get out of my head all day. Share this post: email it! | bookmark it! | digg it! | reddit! | kick it! | live it! Share this post: Email it! | bookmark it! | digg it! | reddit! Posted Aug 08 2006, 12:35 PM by This Week in Geek Humor